Kip's Wedding Song To Lafawnduh

From Napoleon Dynamite

why do you love me?
why do you need me?
always and forever
we met in a chat room
now our love can fully bloom
sure the world wide web is great
but you, you make me salvivate
Yes, I love technology
but not as much as you, you see
but I still love technology
always and forever
our love is like a flock of doves
flying up to heaven above
always and forever
always and forever
Yes, our love is truly great
always and forever
why do you need me?
why do you love me?
always and forever